Smokey Oven

The act of blowing smoke from either a cigarette, joint, crack pipe or vape into a woman's vagina, and then having sex for a couple seconds. When the man pulls his penis out, smoke comes out the woman's vagina resembling something coming out of a smokey oven.

"My boyfriend did a smokey oven on me last night....we aren't talking anymore."

by Cunty McCuck October 29, 2017

Spooey Bag

Your woman's play hole can be defined as a "Spooey Bag". The place you make a deposit when you did everything right for the last week and did not piss her off.

The Spooey Bag is closely related to the term "Spooey Rag". That of course is the rag you use to wipe her twat once you unload into the meat curtians.

Example1:
Dude1: "Hey dude... did you get to hit the Spooey Bag last night."
Dude2:"Yeah bro... I left that shit all tattered. I think my balls bruised her asshole I hit it so hard."

Example2: "Hey dude... are the Spooey Bags coming to the game with us tonight?

by KEmerick November 30, 2005

smoley oley

The highest of props that can be given to a fellow He-Man. Reserved for ultimate acts of Bro-ness.

Origin: The Scripture of Spankey

Three smoley oleys to the guy who invented the Fred Penner shot!

by TheScriptureofSpankey January 18, 2016

smokey the bear

Dergatory trucker term for the police.

Oh, shit, here comes Smokey the Bear on the radar..

by Alias 440 October 1, 2003

smokey chokey bum wank

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.

sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

by ring sting king August 1, 2009

smokey

trucker/redneck slang for
"police officer"

usally heard on the CB radio channels

"breaker 1-9, you've got smokey in your tail"

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 21, 2003

smokey muffler

when you have a bad day on the toilet! Ten wipe-Two Flusher.

I ended up with a smokey muffler after the 6 pack of meximelts.

by Smokin Muffler January 14, 2006