Texas Smokestack

The combination of 5-alarm chili and stool softener.

I have a feeling we won't be seeing Nick for a while.
Why?
He had two Texas Smokestacks for lunch!

by BbTasting Cart November 30, 2017

Smokestack

To vape into someone's pussy

Guy 1: Josh totally smokestacked her.
Guy 2: Wow that sounds dangerous

by Ocooto July 23, 2017

Smokestacking

To vape on top of a car or truck.

“Dude, we’re going to go smokestacking in the Walmart parking lot.”

“My dad bought me the wrong mustang so I’m gonna smokestack on it till the roof breaks.”

by nacpalm September 27, 2019

Smokestack Lightning

The act of transferring static electricity from one's fingertip to the tip of an erect penis

My nanny used to smokestack lightning me before every bath. I could tell my little sister was jealous.

by J_Cut February 24, 2011

Smokestack

The act of sitting on the toilet and masturbating violently with one hand while smoking a joint with the other hand and taking a big, greasy dump.

Chris was so tense from his bad day at work he needed to go do a smokestack in the bathroom before he could calm down and hang out with his friends.

by Game Night December 15, 2008

smokestack

The act of male masturbation involving both hands, and upon climax, the ejaculate appears to be a stream of smoke out of the top of the "stack".

I totally smokestacked all over my computer screen today.

by Sore Junk November 15, 2009

smokestack lightning

n. The purest form of raw power available to man. It has the ability to transform boring pep rallies from a nursing home-esque school activity to an event similar to a boxing match.

v. To perform the act of getting high-school students interested in land purchases. (see verb formation technique in lightninging)

"Wow! I still can believe how much smokestack lightning Ambrose has."

"Ever since having been smokestack lightninged by such a wonderful Junior Class President candidate, I feel really interested in that empty lot down the street."

by jacksonwillkillyou May 17, 2010