smoish

an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.

"Where's Linnea?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to that picture of Zarco"

by Andy Hall February 21, 2005

Soist

The combination of the words "so" and "moist", which is used to create the adjective "soist".

This girl's feelin me, bitch is soist.

by WillMartyr August 6, 2013

smoilt

smelly + spoilt
hence spoilt
can be refered to anything or anyone

tht apples smoilt!!
or
tina's a smoilt rich girl(in a situation when tina is covered and barf and is of course a little spoilt bee yatch)

by UD_addict October 24, 2008

joke a smoit

to smoke a joint with friends or family

Hey dude, joke a smoit and chill out hippy!

by kanusay420 May 22, 2009

shoistic

To be obsessed with bell-bottom jeans.

(This word originates from Sho Yoshimura, graduate of 2005, who was madly obsessed with bell-bottom jeans, and considered them the highest, greatest form of fashion available at his time.)

You're such a shoistic guy!

by hugh jass September 29, 2004

Smoiste

When your cloth is slightly damp

What close is slightly Smoiste

by Bec,josh,Jane,myah May 5, 2019

Smoishall

The act of creating a garden rockery while carrying out hypoglacemic attack in a nearby water feature

"Wallis dear, our gardener is having a smoishall in the back garden

by Gazza Dormand August 8, 2008