Snoffoloptomy

The act of ejaculating up a lover's nasal passages

Jim: "Morning Susan, you sound like you got rid of your cold."

Susan: "Oh no. My boyfriend gave me a Snoffoloptomy last night."

Jim: " Oh... well then..."

by Dr. P. Drank February 25, 2011

Swoffording

Belittling a person just because they have different likes/beliefs than you.

1st Person: "Dude, you like gouda cheese?? You are such a FAG!!"

2nd Person: "Man, you've got to stop swoffording me. I'm getting a complex."

by Gritty Banger December 29, 2007

swofford

a belemic fuck up who dusn't kno herslef

jordan u a cracked out swofford

by wrist watch November 23, 2003

Smoffocate

When you suffocate a person while hugging them.

Be careful not so smoffocate somebody!

by KellyMills July 5, 2021

smiffo

An extreamly bad loser at any game wether it be tennis, heads and volleys or snooker.

dont cheat like smiffo! no offece smiffo.

by Dr sexy February 26, 2006

smofroflol

a funny or over excited way of saying lol

pronounced ( smof- rof - lol)

usually spoken twice

dans head is shaped like a mushroom

smofroflol, smofroflol

by k dot sags July 12, 2009

Smuffocate

The act of suffocating by smothering.

Mom, I smuffocated the cat!

by K. M. Peppers February 4, 2010