Smocho

smelly chocho. (i.e. stinky vagina) see chocho

Damn Gina! For real! Go wash your smocho!

by dmoe510 July 2, 2011

Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012

Smoocharoo

A combination of the verb to smooch (to cuddle, kiss a little and perhaps even go as far as getting to 2nd base) and the last part of the word for the animal Kangaroo (Weird, furry, jumping animal, native to Australia. Often regarded as cuddly, soft and sweat which is actually a misconception as the bastards will kick the shit outta ya if you get too close. They also make great bbq meat. But that aside.)

You give your loved one a smoocharoo when you want to keep the end of your conversation short. Rather than getting into the whole 'I want to kiss you allover, hold you real tight, I'll miss you so much, You hang up first, No YOU hang up first; you just say: 'Smoocharoo, babe.'

Guy: 'Sorry girl but I gots to go'
Girl: 'Please don't go! I miss you already!'
guy: 'Big smoochafuckinroo shorty.'
girl: '... Smoocharoo baby!'

(Guy hangs up phone or walks away leaving girl with fantasy resulting in shiver down spine.)

by Dee_tox December 27, 2008

Smooboo

Smooboo(s) are very special, long lost creatures who reconnected in Irvine California after spending roughly 19 years apart. After uniting with one another, they are on a mission to return home to their special world Smoobooland. Smoobooland is inhabited by peaceful animals and creatures who complete a sustainable ecosystem for the two Smooboos to love amongst. However, Smoobooland carries rules that govern the lands one of which to be considered the most important: "There can only be two Smooboos in Smoobooland"

Smooboo 1: Smooboo?
Smooboo 2: Aja Baja Boo
Smooboo 3: Smoobooloobs
Smooboo 4: Para Tu

by Smooboo October 9, 2013

PeePee SMOOCHER

A Homosexual male, that when in a feel good mood will smooch a penis.

Dude, Look at that Liberachi lookin Mother Fucker. I'd be willing to bet he's a PeePee SMOOCHER.

by Michael A. Mashke September 11, 2005

Smoochisses

A smooch and kiss combined to create an even more romantic atmosphere.

I like Ryan so much, I just want to give him smoochisses all the time!

by Legs4days February 20, 2014

Smoko

(Australian) Noun: A short break from work, typically morning or afternoon and the time normally needed to have a toilet break, smoke a cigarette (hence the origin of the word) and possibly have a coffee and/or a light meal.

1) It’s been a bugger of a morning, thank God we got smoko coming up!
2) I’m new around here. What time is smoko?

by AussieHelaman May 31, 2018