Smegmatize

The act or action of smothering another’s object with smegma- whether they are using it or not.

X: Did you see what Kyle did to Jenny after they broke up?

Y: No, what’d he do?

X: He smegmatized all of her shit bro! She opened her computer and WA-BANG, smegma-smothered!

Y: I always knew Kyle had a cheesy penis.

by raunchyraul December 26, 2021

Smegmaladon

A massive cunht

The teacher bitch was being a hell of a smegmaladon

by Shardicrawthhousen June 8, 2022

Smegmasaurus

A quite kinky individual who has a sexual attraction to smegma or commonly referred to as dick cheese

Person 1: hey honey gimme some of dat dick cheese

Person 2: fuck nah bitch! Get ur smegmasaurus ass out of here

by DefinitionGuy69420 March 21, 2023

smegmatism

the sticky aura you get when da hoes vomit before head bc yo shi stinky

that guy gave me a smegmatism

by Omniwordial August 4, 2024

Smegmamaxx

The action in which an uncircumcised male intentionally does not clean the insides of his penis for months, eventually causing smegma to build up so much that it leaks out and dyes the head of his penis white, also creating a revolting but masculine musk that carries with the smegmamaxxer.

Why does jimmy smell like shit?

He's Smegmamaxxing, trust the process, bitch.

by HelicopterLover9999 May 25, 2024

Smegmaman

The name of a biological robot hero with a penis with a assortment of abilities. He shoots a stream off hot liquid. Shots of sticky glue. Out his skin tipped arm.

Smegmaman is the one hero that can save us

by Garrison parkour February 27, 2026