Smeeborg

An adjective used to describe a female with the uncanny ability to confuse ones pink Motorola Razr V3 with the less common pink Motorola Razr V2 this often causes great embarrassment and social discomfort commonly resulting in a great loss of friends.

Girl 1:(girl one too girl two)"Hey look at my new phone! its a Motorola Razr V2!"
(Awkward silence accompanied by crickets, they look at eachother)
Girl 2:"Stupid smeeborg"
(kicks girl one in the shins and walks into the closest Hankook batteries store to purchase several car batteries. (on sale) Too which she then compares to the quality of her current RACV batteries, she finds that the RACV batteries not only out live the Hankook batteries but they are much more reliable and of better quality all round. Girl 1 is forever distraught by the horrible experience and finds solus in the bottle. Girl two pursues her dream carrier as stable remover until she is outdated by the more convenient hand staple remover)

by Crindle June 11, 2008

seemocracy

When a decision is to be made in a group and everyone thinks they have an equal say and they go through an elaborate vote but the choice has already been made by Seema.

"What's the vote count on our next dinner place?"

"Doesn't matter, it's a seemocracy anyway."

by supercallousedfragilemystic November 20, 2014

Smegmor

(noun) The infinate and ever glorious Smegmor is the ruler of all smegma.

1. He's the smegmanator, SMEGMOR!
2. Ewww......it's Smegmor...
3. Dude you're not a super hero...your just Smegmor.
4. 'Smegmor' is a fun word to say in a high pitch voice...try it fool!

by Chasehead May 7, 2005

Smeebo

A shortened version of SUPER MEGA DEBO

Did you see that kids fat head? That's friggen smeebo!

by Klusky March 21, 2005

Smeefoclast

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I tried to get Smeefoclast this weekend but look smeef puke shit fomo let Trey fuck my wife and I didn't get it sad face :(

by Look Smeef Fomo September 5, 2021

skeemo

An emo kid, or someone who wears tight jeans, has scene haircuts, and is emotional and has been caught cutting their wrists or complaining to the world, AND who also skates and hangs out with skater kids.

I was at a Thursday concert when a skeemo almost hit me with his skateboard.

by Rob Davidson July 18, 2006

Smegmous Alagentous

1. A Non-Medical term that refers to an excessive amount of male Smegma that accumulates, resulting in a Flower-Like appearance when the Foreskin is pulled back. 2. A term no one actually uses but sounds funny.

I gave my girlfriend a rose of Smegmous Alagentous. She didn't think it was funny.

by the2ndflood February 29, 2008