I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018
Get the Scrambled Smegs mug.A high school outcast; pariah. someone who is rarely seen outside of school. In most cases, the person smells bad or has a distasteful quality about them.
Mark: "I didn't see Nate at the party last night."
Oliver: "I know, what a Smelsh, i only see him in History class."
Oliver: "I know, what a Smelsh, i only see him in History class."
by DrTillslyPhD January 17, 2010
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A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
Oh Smegster, please accept these offering of crusty dingle berries and freshly soaked toe nail clippings taken from the drunkin carnival freaks living under the bridge, and not direct your verbal venom onto out egg shell like heads!
by smeg-stir November 7, 2003
Get the smegster mug.An acronym for Sudden Extreme Boner Syndrome. SEBS may occur due to a sudden high volume of stimulation, or occasionally no apparent reason at all. Unfortunate recipients of SEBS often experience pain, rupturing of clothing in the crotch, among other unpleasantries.
Stacy was going down on Chad, when Chad suddenly thought about Stacy’s mom and immediately contracted SEBS. His powerful erection broke the sound barrier and punched a hole in Stacy’s skull. Stacy’s mom heard the sonic boom from downstairs and immediately knew that SEBS had just lobotomized her daughter.
by Hammer of Jesus February 5, 2019
Get the SEBS mug.A person who is a smeb is a "snobby music elitist bastard", someone who takes pride that their music taste is diverse and superior than the tastes of someone with limited or bad tastes. They do not often value the opinions of people with limited or bad tastes and are sometimes verbally aggressive in enforcing their points on others. Even though it is an acronym of a series of words, it is also a word in it's own right to describe someone of such a nature.
The late BBC Radio 1 DJ, John Peel. A supporter of alternate and underground music from it's very conception who played whatever he wanted on his show without question to his musical authority. John Peel is an iconic smeb.
by Mumbo87 August 2, 2006
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Goliam si smeshko obache! / You're one hell of a ... .
Mahai se ot tuka be, smeshko. / Get out of here, you ... .
Mahai se ot tuka be, smeshko. / Get out of here, you ... .
by bilqreto May 24, 2006
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by JP lossman March 7, 2007
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