Shit Smearing

The joyous process of shitting into one's hand or using other fecal gathering techniques to subsequently spread shit onto the body and face of people, willing or not.

The forceful shit smearing of a sultry lady was both invigorating and joyous.

by Nigerious Shitbottoms May 22, 2009

Smauging

The act of sitting on substantial wealth reserves with no intention and/or ready method by which to exchange it for goods and services. A reference to the dragon named "Smaug" from J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit" who acquires and obsesses over vast treasure reserves yet has no way or desire to spend or trade them.

Used to refer to members of the Bitcoin community who have acquired large stores of bitcoins yet few outlets by which to spend them for things that they might want.

Sam says he is totally smauging on his Bitcoin stash until he can buy a new house with it.

by Spelunkin Magazine December 17, 2013

Smead

When an individual fails to clean their anus correctly, sweat starts to builds up causing a thickened sauce like mixture that is usually left on the under garments.

While I was joggin I could feel the smead building between my cheeks.

My arsehole was so itchy today when I scratched it there was Smead left on my finger, it stunk.

by oxgalvatronxo October 10, 2019

gear smear

A variant of tea bagging, it is the act of smearing male genitalia on a glass window such that scrotal grease is evident upon removal.

"Let's go down to the cop shop and leave gear smears on the glass doors".

by L481244T September 3, 2006

condom smear

When you throw a used condom at a flat vertical plain and leaves a snail trail of semen as it slides down the object (ie. a wall, a window)

"After fucking some chick in my car I tryed to throw the used condom out the window, but the window was closed hence leaving a huge condom smear on my window."

by Pointy Pouliot December 16, 2007

Smaughing

1. The action that is intermediate between smiling and laughing.

2. When you read something on the internet and you want to laugh but you end up smiling.

"I was stm, smaughing to myself, when I read that text message."

by T-i-double-f January 3, 2010

smear campaign

A dirty political campaign run against your opponent, using exaggerations, lies, and/or quotes taken out of context, in an attempt to scare or disgust the public against that candidate.

See also: the 2012 Obama re-election campaign against Mitt Romney

The 2012 presidential election used a smear campaign against Romney, implying that he didn't pay taxes, had a war on women, went around with his dog tied to the car, was a high school bully, hated 47% of the country, and was nothing but a rich greedy douche. The Obama administration, Mother Jones and some members of the media used dirty tactics. Too bad, the economy probably would be much better if he were president, but we'll never know now.

by ChickadeeDoo January 29, 2014