A Noun that describes a type of person in a FPS game that will frag his superior officers such as the commander in charge and seem to be playing in reality for the opposing team. Another word for SMACKTARD may possibly be Trator.
Brigadere General Commander is shot to death by a smaktard team-mate repeatedly to the point where he can not command effectively. Game example: BF2142.
by Sal_Manella July 22, 2007
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Walking along 9th Avenue I overheard a voice I recognized. It was Mark Indelicato (Justin) from 'Ugly Betty'. I had a startard moment. All I could say was, "Mark! Dude. You're so awesome. Thank you." He smiled and said thanks.
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Look up customers. Fucks who have nothing important, contructive or intellegent to say and think that they are smarter than you. Did I mention they are rude?
I hate customers. They are smartarses. They think they know everything. They think they are clever. KILL THEM!
by Trittrott November 7, 2010
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by EwYor Ugly June 29, 2008
Get the startard mug.combines "sarcasm" and "retard" into a single word to describe someone who's incompetent with sarcasm.
I was talking to this fugly chick in psychology the other day, and she wasn't understanding my sarcasm. I think she is a sartard.
by MFJ,B April 6, 2010
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" hey man, have you checked out andrew roberts profile pic lately? "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "
" doucher. "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "
" doucher. "
by TopHatVIP_69 May 2, 2009
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P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.
P1: How did you know what should be published.
P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.
P1: Your a tard
P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.
P1: How did you know what should be published.
P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.
P1: Your a tard
P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010
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