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small penis gun club

Men who think guns are penile extenders. This club is especially for men who strap on their rifle's and assault weapons before going out in public. Members like to strut around with their guns, especially in front of women, falsely believing this makes them appear strong and attractive. Instead of appearing strong and attractive, however, members of this group appear to be overcompensating for their especially small penises.
Examples of small penis gun club members: The guys who hold gun rallies in mall parking lots, because four mom's demand action members are meeting inside. Other examples, Ted Nugent, Rick Perry, Rush Limbaugh
by not impressive December 16, 2013
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Small Penis Mobile

Any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, muffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. Size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else's fault.
I heard a loud muffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small penis mobile.
by John Phillips April 19, 2006
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A penis of less than five inches. But most girls are willing to deal with a small penis if there is a caring and sweet guy attached to it. There are other things you can do in the bedroom with a girl, and LOTS of things to do outside the bedroom that mean a lot more to us. Yes there are some shallow girls demanding 7+ inch penises but most of them aren't worth the time of day anyway. The whole size thing is overrated.
Would I rather be in a relationship with a sweeheart with a small penis, or a total jerk with a big one? I'll take a small sweetheart any day.
by AmyK92 October 24, 2010
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small penis motorcycle

a motorcycle that is way too powerful for a man, but he rides it because it overcompensates for his small penis.
A small penis motorcycle is a motorcycle way more powerful than the skills of the rider, but he chooses to ride it to overcompensate for his genital inadequacies.
by HyperNCecil December 7, 2013
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reproductive organ attached to a male which is extremely small, comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy. clinical statistics show that out of anglo-saxon-european, african-negroid, east-asian, middle-eastern and latin-hispanic men, the most least endowed is found in majority of anglo-saxon-european men, barely getting over 2.5 inches.

compared to african-negroid, east-asian, middle-eastern and latin-hispanic men whom are all around 5-6 inches, which is the global standard. this is not to say every white man has a 2 inch cock. there are indeed some with 4 inches or more. in american/western porn, you will find the 0.000141945% of white men with much larger penis than the rest of his diaspora.

hollywood is where all the famous white men are. american porn is where all the abnormally larger penis white men are.

because of this disability (known in central and east africa as 'white man syndrome') white women are making themselves available for other races. indeed, there are more white women traveling to africa for sex than ever before.

new studies in 2012 find that population in anglo-saxon-european countries are on the decline because white women are becoming less receptive to white men. for sexual reasons. now the white race faces threat of extinction because of the white man's small penis.

small penis of white men is causing the extinction of his own race. white man is the diseases of the planet and his small penis is the disease to white women and to himself.
they say,
asteroids killed the dinosaurs.
nazis killed the jews.
and small penis killed the white man.
by WonderWomanAlice October 8, 2012
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what tom cruise has
katie holmes in an online sex magazine, said: "tom cruise has a 2 inch small penis and i never feel anything, but im very good at pretending."
by Hollywood-Smack November 2, 2012
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A penis where it is actually not up to par with the peers, usally no bigger than four inches
Jason hammock has a small penis, he is hung like a new born baby in the artic
by alex rice May 25, 2003
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