smagma

The liquid-like matter coming from one's penis when an infection occurs from being uncircumcised

The smagma showed he was unclean and infected, therefore I would not give him head.

by vern March 4, 2004

smagma

1.Noun. The penile secretions of a feverish or high-temperature person.
2. The sticky adhesive that conjoins two or more pages of a porno-mag after a person has been in the restroom for too long.

1. He just wanted to put the tip in, but I could already feel the smagma on my va jay jay.
2. I really wanted to read that article in Playboy, but I couldn't get to it with all the smagma keeping the pages together.

by Zen master Tave February 14, 2009

Smasual

abbv. Smart-Casual, what ever the fuck that means

Charity Dinner for the Nipples Guild: Smasual Dress only

by ojboyo September 17, 2003

shaguar

A woman in her mid-50s, who still thinks she's a cougar and refuses to admit she's getting older. Tends to wear gold sandals and leopard-print tops, tacky costume jewellery and glittery eye shadow. Hair is normally quite large and platinum coloured. May or may not be recently divorced but is always on the hunt for younger prey.

"Hey - check out the shaguar in the leopard-print top over there. One more drink and I think she's going to pounce on the poor bartender. He's gotta be 20 years younger ... yikes!"

by mirandadunsterville July 28, 2009

smasual

wearing smart/casual clothing you are dressed smasual

dressing in both a formal or informal way

wearing jeans with a smart blouse . you are dressed smasual

by GBGirl May 29, 2009

Smagnart

A HUGE greasy ball of hairy lard.

(Usually used as an insult).

Person 1: You are such a smagnart!!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: Nothing.......

by Dogpolav December 12, 2010

smasual

The act of being casual yet smart, no suits and ties but no hoodies and cargos either.

Wearing a plain T-Shirt with jeans a jacket.
Or a shirt and a jumper.

by BobTheEvilKingJavies May 13, 2005