Slurpings

The splatter caused by excessive or vigorous slurping of pasta and noodles.

She slurped her saucey pasta and the slurpings stained her new shirt.

by daemck January 17, 2022

Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore

Why, you of course!

You, sir, are a Cum-slurping gutter whore

by UsedPizza May 20, 2016

slurping the worm

Phrase: the act of sucking anothers cock

Damn! That bitch can slurp the worm!

by Raul March 25, 2004

slurdging

v. 1. Take a grasshopper. Smash it. Reconstitute it back into itself. Reverse engineer it with nano-technology to produce a fine-filtered liquid attached to the end of a broom handle that is flaming. Add water. Let it dry. Create holographic breast milk. Dry it. Put it in a pumpkin pie. Bake at 450F until light brown.

Slurdging is all fun and games until somebody's grandma gets pregnant.

by Thon November 25, 2007

snurring

The sound a woman who does not snore, but only purrs, makes while sleeping.

She fell asleep and for someone who does not snore, she sure was snurring very loudly.

by Me_at_home May 26, 2009

Slurping the Dregs

When you go out and the only girls you can hook-up with are the ones no one else will touch with a 10 foot pole.

Guy 1: Dude. How was the party last night. Any hotties?
Guy 2: A few, but I struck out with all of them.
Guy 1: Oh. So it was a game of solitaire for you last night.
Guy 2: Nah. I got mega-trashed and went home with this hairy, "big-boned" midget with a couple teeth missing. Man, good thing my memory is a bit hazy from last night.
Guy 1: DUDE!!! Slurping the dregs!

by Bobojomo January 8, 2010

slurking

Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.

Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.

by Naz M. April 17, 2010