slurpin

To sweat someone really, really big.

A girl was like look at that tight car. When it really wasnt all that tight. And the boy next to her said Quit SLURPIN.

by Titan and TT-mama July 31, 2006

Slumpkin

The natural evolution of the blumpkin. This entails having sex while taking a shit.

Alex- Last night I was with Elizabeth, and I had to take a shit.
Collin- So what did you do?
Alex- I suggested a blumpkin.
Sean- And....
Alex- She didn't want to give me head.
Collin- So....
Alex- I got a slumpkin.
Sean and Collin- YOU DOG!

by D.S.C. May 11, 2010

Slurping the Dregs

When you go out and the only girls you can hook-up with are the ones no one else will touch with a 10 foot pole.

Guy 1: Dude. How was the party last night. Any hotties?
Guy 2: A few, but I struck out with all of them.
Guy 1: Oh. So it was a game of solitaire for you last night.
Guy 2: Nah. I got mega-trashed and went home with this hairy, "big-boned" midget with a couple teeth missing. Man, good thing my memory is a bit hazy from last night.
Guy 1: DUDE!!! Slurping the dregs!

by Bobojomo January 8, 2010

slurking

Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.

Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.

by Naz M. April 17, 2010

Slumpkin

The act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.

Melvin would often sneak into the bathroom for a quick slumpkin to beat the office dullard.

by BaconQuest February 13, 2005

Slurping Schlong

Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.

Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!

Bob: Dude that's my sister!

by bilbyphilby December 28, 2011

Slurkin

-When your balls stick to the inside of your leg.
-One of the most frustrating natural phenomena of which the only cure is to awkwardly reach into the nether region and peel the balls from the leg.

-Whats wrong with you? you seem agitated.
-Yeah im slurkin like a mofo its bothering me

by ACASTLE March 1, 2012