slumpy wet crete

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.

ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."

by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014

Shumsy

A rich bastard who masturbates 50 times before going to sleep.

That rich shumsy masturbates quite often.

by asdfghjkl123 December 6, 2006

slussy

A cross between a slut and a hussy.

Did you see what that slussy had on? Her top was so low I could see her pubes and her skirt was so short I thought it was a choker!

by tinkerbell February 12, 2005

Slumpy

A poor young polar bear, who can only be saved with the use of FAP Energy. Hence the phrase, 'saving Slumpy.'

Time to save Slumpy!

by wrongowrong October 30, 2012

Slutsy

Adjective. A combination of the words 'slut' and 'clumsy' Slutsy defines the individual who finds him or herself in slutty predicaments accidently. Often.

Susie has woken up in three different beds this week next to three randoms. Susie is rather slutsy.

by JagermeisterDos January 2, 2011

slugsy

"Slugsy", "Slugsy Malone" "Sluggers" or simple "The Slug" is the title earnt by a stoner, showcasing their talents of being stoned constantly, and prioritising Marijuana above all hobbies, friends, work and anything else that would normally carry more importance to normal people. Slugsy can normally be found alone in a small, darkened room, relighting butt spliffs. Slugzy Malones may leave their rooms to go outside to socialise, but will always end up too stoned to communicate, move, or function to any normal standard that would be somewhat acceptable. During conversations slugsy's will mong out and not listen to a thing that is said, unless you are talking about weed. Slugsy's are really unreliable and are always late for everything.

Example 1:

Human: " Hey man, you wanna come out for a couple hours?"

Slugsy: "ahhh, uhhhh, (5 minutes of grumbling) uhh not sure man, can't be arsed really, do you wanna come round mine for a spliff?"

Example 2:

Human: "If you don't press the button all your family will die! Press it!"

Slugsy: "Huh? Sorry man I wasn't listening, I'm really stoned."

by Ilikefriedeggs April 16, 2014

lopsided slummy

when you get 2 gummies that are connected to each other in a pack

i got a lopsided slummy

by lopsidedslummy April 1, 2021