Slovakian Ballcock

When a guy's balls are used instead of a ballcock (mechanism for filling water tanks)

Bro I almost drowned doing the Slovakian Ballcock

by DDistrict December 10, 2022

slovakian lumberjack

when someone is from poland and lived in germany and speaks german and now lives in england. commonly poeple called hubert.

"man that slovakian lumberjack is following us again"
"who you on about?"
"you know, hubert, the one from poland but speaks german"
"ah yeah i gotcha"

by cayon grayooo May 5, 2009

slovakian cracker

when you scratch your guy's ass while you're giving him a blowjob

I was going down on my boyfriend when he said his ass itched so I gave him a Slovakian Cracker.

by blowjobgirl January 30, 2009

The Slovakian Surprise

When your dick is stretched beyond belief pulling out the extra 5 inches inside of you to bring your erect penis to your anus where it is then inserted by your spouse

Im hurting man fucking Jessica gave me the Slovakian Surprise last night never had better sex

by Jo Jo Da TRO TRO January 7, 2021

Slovakian Princess

The act of putting up ones middle phalange as if to "flip someone off" and then continuing to stick the finger deep, deep into a girl's vagina. Once the finger has been placed into the cave, one may pursue to swing it around as if it were dancing like a slovakian princess.

Exact Definition: Finger to Slutty Dancer Goddes Vagina Action.

Etemology:
Slovakian = Slutty Dancer Goddess
Princess = Vagina

Max: Yeee!! Finna pull a Slovakian Princess on my gurl tonight. Shes gonna screamm.
Cole: Awsome dude!! Gettin' down and dirttayy.

by R4ch3lCS June 2, 2009

Slovakian Traffic Stop

A place for people to have large orgys consisting of high amounts of Slovakian Traffic Cone

Hey, this girl is holding a Slovakian Traffic stop you wanna go

by Osama bin commiting terrorism January 13, 2022

Slovakian Statue of Liberty

The act of giving someone a surprise enema while they are standing up. The victim must then remain as still as a statue - any movement will liberate the contents of their colon.

I gave my roommate a Slovakian statue of liberty as revenge for him never doing his damn dishes.

by Indy the Great January 16, 2019