Stutarded

the combination of stupid and retarded; a stupid retarded person

Hey Syd, you're stutarded

by superdirtydave August 19, 2008

Sloaded

An intense level of intoxication, only reached during weekends after a long week at a strict prep school, preferably a catholic high school. Not properly explained via words, this state of being can only be truly comprehended if experienced.

Priest: "So what are you boys doing this weekend, getting sloaded?"

Students: "... what does sloaded mean?"

Priest: "Its when you get so loaded, you can't say sloaded!"

by Aladdin...BITCH! November 10, 2010

Sloaded

The point between being heavily buzzed and too full-on drunk/stoned/high to do anything, so you can't really do much but you're aware of your state. Usually associated with lazy drunks.

No, I can't go bowling tonight because I'm too sloaded to get off the couch.

I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.

by Camel Feet March 23, 2011

Scrotarded

(v.) To be so confused after receiving an asswhoopin, one cannot find the sac that once carried their balls.

That scrotarded n00b left his itchy sac fat on teh wall after he got pWn3D by my gloc.

by OPTIMEGUS December 13, 2008

subtarded

The state of mind engendered by any level of sleep deprivation, most notably accompanied by a highly likelihood of laughing--often hysterically--at something that, with a normal night's sleep, would normally be categorically unfunny.

I don't know what that kid just said, but I'm subtarded enough to think it was funny

by Hipp April 23, 2005

Slowarded

Mentally slow and retarded

All yall boys are slowarded by cheating on girls

by Hisbaby13 June 9, 2018

SEOtarded

When the only results you see for your search are irrelevant due to Search Engine Optimization of a single word in your search.

I tried to google it but got seotarded results.

by wilderkind September 19, 2019