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Knowledge Shopping

When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.
Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart

Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike

Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books

Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!

Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol

Mike returns book
by akararules July 6, 2010
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Sloppenheimer

After July 21 2023 when the hit film Oppenheimer came out, the film happen to show a sex scene between Cillian Murphy and Florence Pugh. After seeing this the internet took to making jokes about it with a common phrase appearing, "Sloppenheimer." commonly used in one manner to produce the definition: When a girl gives a blowjob so well to the point where it could be described as Nuclear.
"Shorty givin bomb head I call her Sloppenheimer"
by Narwhal9908 July 23, 2023
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Car shopping

Burglary of parked cars without breaking and entering. Typically oocurs in affluent middle-class sprawl where security is minimal and surveillance predictable. Shoppers may operate in low traffic parking lots or by night in residential areas.

Thieves will target unlocked vehicles for small valuables like sunglasses, loose change, wallets, CDs, small electronics and accessories. Stereo equipment and other permanent installations are generally left undisturbed. Occasionally a car shopper may force entry when a visible briefcase, backpack, or box is likely to contain exceptionally valuable items (e.g. laptop computer or merchandise)

To evade detection and remain inconspicuous, perpetrators selectively target favorable conditions. Ideal targets include street parking adjacent to dwellings with lax security and multiple luxury vehicles. Classification of a likely owner and proximity to that person's residency may also be taken into account.

To protect your residence, professional security or visible evidence of pets are the highest deterrents. Automatic appliances activated by timer or motion detection provide effective low cost security. Vanity lighting and sprinkler systems offer additional utilitarian deterrence as well.
We gunna hit up the burbs for some car shopping.
by Cynicmusic August 31, 2004
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slappingly

When things go as well as your thighs slapping a girl's ass cheeks.
Dinner went slappingly so I went home and fucked that bitch
by Freddi3 August 1, 2010
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Star Shopping

a beautiful song made by lil peep. (rest in peace) it's also looking for the perfect boy or girl to date.
All of the stars have a reason, just like how everybody has a reason.
Kid 1: Hey are you hyped for high school?
Kid 2: Yea, imma go star shopping
by katisurdadddy March 1, 2019
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Doctor Shopping

Unlawful means of procuring a controlled drug through perscriptions authorized by multiple doctors for treatment of the same affliction.

See RUSH LIMBAUGH
"Thanks to doctor shopping, I now have enough Viagra to stiff-cock a sperm whale!"
by Rollo & Biff May 16, 2006
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Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.
Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
by Tra Trone January 6, 2013
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