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Slower Dauphin

Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.
*In a job interview*

Interviewer: So where did you go to school?

Joe: I attended lower dauphin

Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.
by HowYouLikeMeNowMotherFuckaaa December 26, 2011
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Slopez

Commonly used to address mentally challenged Latinos; it is a combination of the word 'Slow" and the name "Lopez". The name Lopez is used because it is a common name among Latinos.
I wouldn't leave Slopez to do this kind of work. He doesn't quite grasp, well, anything.
by Murlop July 13, 2018
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Slower lower Delaware is worlds apart from Northern Delaware.
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slope man

The one true all power full god we all shall bow to his might his opposite is verticals line they are evil all hail slope man
“Give slope man your soul please
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Slippery Slope

If you let one nigga slide then you gon’ have the next nigga thinking he can do the same thing and so on and so forth.
I let him slide one time now he thinks he can keep doing it again and again, what we have now is called a slippery slope. Now ima have to beat his ass.
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Slope Dude

A man who is obsessed with slopes. He is always positive on everything, and loves to smoke. But he hates things that are undefined.
That guy over there? He's such a Slope Dude.
Slope dude smokes too much
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Sloner

someone who only smokes weed alone

mainly because of extreme paranoia and social anxiety

they may also just want to escape reality and be in their own world
swim: for someone whos buys plenty of weed iv never seen you stoned

leo: i told you already im a muthafuckin sloner!

swim:...wheres my cash?

leo: alright lets smoke
by fuckinleo December 9, 2008
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