Sloped

Someone who is beyond single and will forever be alone. Every time someone tries run up they give up and go back down.

“Aye you tryna go on a double date?”
“Nah I’m sloped”

by Lilolilly July 11, 2018

Slope

Noun. Refers to a person whos head is so big it actually is inclined. This person usually thinks of himself as the greatest sports star that has ever lived. Beware of this breed of human, for he can annoy you with his words and actions refering to himself.

Slope said, "I will probably get a full-ride scholarship, to any college, for baseball".

by Brett Costello April 3, 2005

Slope

verb. To mooch off of someone. To take without asking. To assume something is free.

adj. Slopish. To act in the manner of one who Slopes, or mooches.

noun. A person who Slopes, or mooches.

(Dedicated to "Slope" Lopez.)

"I'm going to Slope this french fry."

"That was awfully Slopish of you."

"I know, it's because I'm a Slope."

by Sarah January 11, 2004

Slope

The curve of a mans dick when it gets really hard

Nates dick had a slope bigger then a fishing rod when a fish is hooked to it

by Backseat Flat Stanleys January 31, 2017

Slope

Similar to Hella, but only 1000000000x better and used mostly by inhabitants of southern california aka SoCal.

Slope adj.
1. Something that is extremely cool, much like "tight" but has a more heavy impact.

2. Can be used in any context, much like "fuck" or "hella" although i do not recommend anyone use hella, for every time hella is said, a whale dies.

Dude, Randy, you're so fucking slope.

Man. Steven you fucking sloped it up.

Jeff it was so slope how you picked up that girl.

Tank of slopeness aka coolest tank ever to exist on our planet

by mhwu October 19, 2007

slope off

To slope off is to leave somewhere - usually sneakily without letting others know

school sucks, lets slope off and go to the beach

by bigJ312-94 November 4, 2009

Cope Slope

The correct term for a ski jump on aircraft carriers. Used by has-been navies that can’t afford catapults (see Admiral Kuznetsov). Bri’ish “people” citation needed will insist that they’re actually called “champ ramps”. Ignore them.

The Admiral Kuznetsov is fitted with a cope slope

by Most credible defender March 12, 2022