sloished

Insanely drunk

Man I was so sloished last night, I had ten shots of tequila and ten jagerbombs! I chundered everywhere!

by newnsy November 7, 2011

smooshed Twinkie

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.

Dude1: How was your weekend?

Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.

by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023

swooshed

When somebody is sponsored by Nike and wears a Nike swoosh, or when something has a Nike swoosh on it. (Usually the former.)

Roger Federer is swooshed.

by ComfyChair September 3, 2009

Sloshed

The state you enter when you become very slow and tired. Contrary to popular belief of being very drunk.

Dude I need a nap, Im so sloshed right now

by Buzno July 25, 2010

splooshed

the state of being really high; to get extremely drunk, crunk, baked or wasted (you know, all that good stuff)

Dude i was soo splooshed last night i could barely walk!

by stanley yelnats September 1, 2007

swooshed

When a guy has a girl in check or when a girl has a guy in check. (perferriably ff and gf).

She on that nike man, swooshed and not even your girl yet.

by ethiks May 2, 2005

Sloshed

Being sloshed is the weed equivalent of a hangover. Some call it a weed hangover. This feeling is brought on by going to bed high. When sloshed, you feel tired, lazy, and your mind seems a bit hazy and off. When sloshed, you arent high, but you arent one hundred percent sober either.

"Dude, I dont want to go to class today, I'm so damn sloshed."

"I think I smoked too much weed, I was sloshed the whole day."

by Grant "the Man" June 12, 2012