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hang on sloopy

A hang on sloopy is a turd that doesn't want to be detached whilst its being laid. Made famous by the McCoys in their 1965 song "Hang on Sloopy", detailing a turdtastic sexual encounter with poo the lead singer had earlier that year.

Annotated original lyrics are below:

Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town
(His ass, of course.)
And everybody yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down
(Who wouldn't? Sloopy is a turd.)
Well, Sloopy I don't care what your daddy do
Cause' you know Sloopy girl I'm in love with you
(Part scat, part fecaphiliac incest.)

Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
(He's laid his Sloopy, but it's hanging on his ass. He can't shake it off.)

Sloopy let your hair down girl, let it hang down on me
Sloopy let your hair down girl ,let it hang down on me
(Observation that the Sloopy has hair in it. Vile.)

Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, come on
Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, Come on
(A masturbation reference?)

Well it feels so good
Come on, Come on
You know it feels so good
Come on, Come on
(Revelation!)

Well, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it Sloopy
(...flush!)
I had a hang on sloopy last night and beat myself off something wicked.
by Angry Bob January 6, 2004
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International sloopy toopy day

Give a tall guy, with curly hair a sloopy toopy. Why? Because you should just do it.

If he eats you out you better be sucking
by The Big better man April 14, 2021
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sloopy

When your dick gets soft and limp prematurely, usually before sex.
Michelle: Yo, you down to fuck?
John: I'm afraid my dick is too sloopy.
by Vastas February 20, 2019
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Goopy Sloopy

A word used to describe people who are very close, but platonic
Bro 1: Hey bro, will you be my Goopy Sloopy? 🥺
Bro 2: I uh... wow, this is just... yes, I will
by The Bussy Buster March 4, 2025
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SLOOPY GOOPY

An abundance of mud or sloop that is in youre path to greatness, if you step in it, it sloshes around your feet and toes and creates a really goopy mess. It isn't harmful just very unfortunate It is usually Insited by seeing something wet and gloopy on the ground. You want to avoid it while pointing and yelling SLOOPY GOOPY as loud as you can to let everyone in surrounding areas know to avoid.
I was spun the fuck out at summer camp from boofing a gram of K that I almost dropped my nitrous tank in the SLOOPY GOOP.

I proceeded to yell SLOOPY GOOPY, to help Any other spin out wooks in the area know to avoid when buying glue.
by SPUNWOOK69 February 2, 2025
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Sloopy

Sloopy was a colloquialism used in cuba around the 50's and 60's toward women that you would walk by, generally in the street.
A guy walked passed a woman in the street, and said "Hey Sloopy, how are you doing?"
by Tathakadabuda October 8, 2017
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