Slobovian

Current or Former residents of European countries formerly on Eastern Side of the "Iron Curtain". Due to their Slobovian Heritage and nature, these individuals live in a different plane of existance regardless their current country of occupation.

Slobovian characteristics and attributes include but are not limited to:
Driving Slow in passing Lane,
Double Parking in front of open parking spots,
Stopping at green lights,
Excessive Smoking,
Going to busy convenient store and trying out all of the cigarette lighters while a line forms behind them,
Making Right hand turn from far left lane to go to convenient store for pack of smokes and to try out lighters,
Falling off balconies while engaging in spitting contests while out having smoke,
not using English Words, the , a , an, etc For example:
"Going to store to have smoke and try out lighter...",
Drive around in modified Dodge Omni with fin on the back and big "Boompa" Stereo listing to Polish Rap music,

"The Slobovian went to the 7-11 to buy a pack of smokes and to try out the lighters."

by The Elk July 4, 2007

slodger

1. An abnormal looking nose, usually somewhat of a dangling "u" shape.

2. A person or animal with such a nose.

"LOL THE MONKEY'S A SLODGER!"
"Yes, it's got quite the nose"

by Rupert Gehmlich December 13, 2007

slobonma

A family in the ligma diseases.

Guy 1: did you hear about the slobonma epidemic yesterday.
Guy 2: Whats slobonma?
Guy 1: slobonma knob bitch

by seplin September 5, 2018

sloobag

A bag of running water. A slooish peasant. An unworthy poor chap.

Such a sloobag!

The peasant was a sloobag because he couldn't afford tax.

by Jesus C. July 2, 2006

sloboz

Sperm in it's splendourus state coming from both teluric and astral testicle! We say teluric to the lower testicle and astral to the higher testicle.

Si-a dat bikini jos, era plina de sloboz (Fantastik)

Muie, muie, muie, sloboz (Parazitii)

Slobozia (city in Romania)

by anonimu December 2, 2004

Slobovia

A pig pen or dump in which said slob is reigning queen/king.

My room is so disgusting, I feel like the upper Slobovian princess.

by Karolyn May 2, 2005

Slogobi

A "slow goes-ing zombie." Frequently used by American-born Chinese in and around Boston to refer to zombies, older people or ugly people. Particularly useful because this term makes absolutley no sense to anyone except those who use it.

"Yo would you hit that?"
"No way man, she kinda reminds me of a slogobi"

by smantie May 1, 2010