shockrock

To do something so completely astounding and eye popping (shocking) it could be thought of as powerful enough to shake the ground (rocking).
A combination of "to shock" and "to rock".

You shockrock me, dude.
My book is going to shockrock the publishing world into a frenzy.
The rollercoaster was a total shockrock!

by Freeman Hall June 3, 2006

Spockblock

The act of punching holes in someone's argument or idea by way of pointing out how illogical it is.

I wanted to become an actor, but my father spockblocked me.

by Malion January 14, 2008

smockgock

a punch used against friends or innocent bystanders.

yesterday my friend looked at me with a grin. I spontaniosly smockgocked him.

by superauto September 30, 2006

spockblocked

indirectly (through the use of clever words or space/time paradoxes) stopping a friend from getting laid or finishing the sex, if he does get laid.

You: Dude, you should jerk it before she comes over tonight, just in case you get laid. She'll think you last longer!

*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!

by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011

Sloblock

An Anagram of the word bollocks.The word was first derived from a english student in english literature. Also the name of a punishment for a homeless person asking for spare change. The result of the punishment is the homeless person being beaten with a rolled up newspaper and throwing some KFC salt in their eyes.

In the term of anger:

"WHAT A LOAD OF SLOBLOCK!"

or in the term of the punishment:

"I'm gonna release some sloblock on your arse, you filthy aids ridden hobo!"

by The Man with a Sack of Mince October 13, 2007

sockblock

A sockblock is when one tries to block a cock with a sock. This is generally a major fail and can be confused with a condom (which is when it becomes an epic fail). For a better way to block cocks please contact 1-800-COCKBLOCK or go to your local cock blocking health facility located in Seoul, South Korea or Chicago, Illinois. If this is not local enough for you, please visit our website at www.cockblocksafety.com.

No, silly, that's a sockblock! You can't use that during sex!

by thatvideogirl October 21, 2011

slotblock

When friends or family members cause you not be able to play casino slots.

How much money did you win in Vegas?
i couldn't even gamble because my husband was being a slotblock!

by Clutchy April 20, 2014