Slobby Blobby

Someone who is not only a slob (a person who is lazy and has low standards of cleanliness) but also is on the chubbier side, considering themselves a "blob"; someone who always looks like shit, like they don't care; next level of a hot mess.

"I don't want to be looked at like a slob, which goes back to wanting to lose weight so I don't look like a slobby blobby."

by uncouthtroll July 11, 2023

Slobby Bobby

A roommate or individual that's a slob.

* Sees that fellow random roommate selected very clean box on survey, feeling good
*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags

*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"

by theogcooler August 18, 2022

Slobbi

The sloppiest, most disgusting, most vile head you will ever receive in your life.

"She gave me slobbi."

by kaidotay February 21, 2025

hobby slobby

Getting head whilst doing crafts, and/or getting head at Hobby Lobby.

I gave my boyfriend a hobby slobby last week in the Hobby Lobby men's handicapped stall.

by CidKnee June 23, 2023

slobby lobby

When you find yourself in a combat ring surrounded by hefty individuals.

Walking into a fight arena packed with fat, sweaty guys sporting neckbeards you’re probably thinking

"Oh shit fellas, looks like we’ve got a slobby lobby here!"

by SeikaSkye August 15, 2024