SaMaori

A music definition of slow timing. In music terms of a music phrase, it holds all the notes in time.

He played that tune in a SaMaori sort of way.

by mellowboyninja101 July 1, 2011

SMAO

sneezing my ass off, when you cant stop sneezing.

Wanda: *sneeze*
Kara: bless you
Wanda: *sneeze*
Kara: jeez, bless you.

Wanda: goodness, I'm smao

by jess02 January 25, 2015

Simao

Sister fucker, while you’re reading this he is putting a baby in your sister. Congratulations uncle!!

Simao made me an uncle!!

by Reizao November 22, 2021

SLMA

acronym for "soooo... lick my asshole?"

Gertrude: Woah! That bird in the sky is so majestic!
Gunther: 'Tis true. Look at its glorious form!!
Gertrude: Awww it's flying away.
Gunther: SLMA?

by Melissa69SixNine August 19, 2011

Shmao

A word used just to irritate people. Say it many times in a short period of time and people will be annoyed. A key word in heckling a person.

Hey Noah, What is the homework? - asked Lexi

Shmao! Shmao! Shmao! - Noah replies

by TheSecretHiller June 14, 2016

slao

secretly laughing ass off. a more realistic approach to the 1337 phrase lmao, that is, if you can admit to slao-ing.

imma bust a cap in yo ass, said holy.
cow slao-ed.

by thou art lollething December 26, 2007

Simao

a gay guy who is mentally and physically unstable. this dude cant even pull 1 girl.

no bitches?
simao

by simaosucksdicandballs May 31, 2022