Slao, also known as Slaoing. Is the term used when a malesticks their genitalia into an airvent (be it large or small, preference is yours) and then turns the air on.
"Man, you should have seen Jared the other night. He was trying to get everyone to Slao it up."
"I dunno, I could go for some Slaoing right now."
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.