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Slao, also known as Slaoing. Is the term used when a male sticks their genitalia into an airvent (be it large or small, preference is yours) and then turns the air on.
"Man, you should have seen Jared the other night. He was trying to get everyone to Slao it up."
"I dunno, I could go for some Slaoing right now."
Slao by its a me, mario April 21, 2016
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slao slaom
-A bastardization of "slap," or more extremely, "slay."
Wendy just slao-ed me on the face. :(
slao by tiger60067 July 13, 2004
all of the good in the universe
Everyone is obligated to contribute to slaom.
slaom by Slaom June 21, 2013
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026