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Swimming is life. The best sport for you. Swimming is the only sport that is good for everybody, no matter the age or physical activity: the only sport that does not put too much pressure on bones and joints (cycling comes close). The only risk of injury in swimming is some sort of tendinitis, like rotater cuff, or cutting hands and fingers on lane lines.

Competitive swimming can get any person into shape, and give you ripped arms, legs, and abs. And we get all the girls. Swimming is the only sport that can force people out of a room because the cheering is too loud and intense, the only sport where guys in speedos is considered hot, and the only sport where the girls will actually jump into the pool after you win. Swimmers practice 12 months of the year, 5 or more days a week, and only take a break for christmas or vacation.

We can swim miles in under 15 minutes, 25 yards in under 20 seconds, 50 or more yards without breathing, and beat anybody at a game of chicken in somebodies backyard pool.
Swimming is better than your sport!
by MITCHtheJEW September 8, 2006
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Mexican Swimming Pool

The very special sex act of peeing in someone's butt during anal sex
Guy: So the other night I gave your sister the Mexican swimming pool
by 44Juliet January 14, 2015
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Lamington Slammington

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.
"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.
by MobiusFuel August 5, 2020
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I Be Swimming

Expressing extreme happiness.
Guy 1: “How are you feelin’?”
Guy 2: “I’m happy as hell, I Be Swimming!”
by McFlossing April 8, 2019
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SWIMMING

The hardest sport you could do. the best sport ever, and keeps you in shape.
If swimming were any easier it would be called football.
by Nicole May 13, 2005
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Swimming Knives

A deadly inhabitant of the waters off the shores of Australia. A designed killer.
The water surrounding Australia is almost exclusively inhabited by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all there.
by Scat Chambers March 15, 2008
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swimming hole

a natural body of water used by all the cool kids in a given area. uncool kids aren't welcome there, and if they go to the swimming hole, they are often beat down. its much better than a pool, as there is no supervision! a great place to party on hot summer nights! way better than a field party, because you can swim and still have a huge bonfire!
meet us at the swimming hole at dark-thirty!
by da trick biatch June 11, 2006
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