City Slickers are usually seen behind the wheel of a Fancy german car, wearing Gucci loafers and sporting a Park avenue manicure (due to their belief in good grooming). They can't into farming, and will attempt to plant gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6, when they actually need a 7-8 max (See: Old simpson place)
by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020
Get the City Slicker mug.A person raised in the city and accustomed to life there.
This often leads to naivety in certain matters, and sometimes unusual prejudices.
This can be quite extreme, some displaying prejudice that is in it's own right as vile as that attributed to the average red neck.
Most of them though are quite decent folk who just don't know that you can change your car's oil yourself.
This often leads to naivety in certain matters, and sometimes unusual prejudices.
This can be quite extreme, some displaying prejudice that is in it's own right as vile as that attributed to the average red neck.
Most of them though are quite decent folk who just don't know that you can change your car's oil yourself.
Sammy Cityboy: I didn't know you had a pocket knife! why do you have a knife?
Hank Hick: It comes in handy. See? I just used it to open this package.
Sammy Cityboy: So you don't use it to like kill people?
Hank Hick: No.
Sammy Cityboy: oh...ok.
Hank Hick: ...if I wanted to do that I'd use my 12 gauge.
*Sammy faints*
Hank Hick: Sam, you're such a city slicker...that was a joke...
Hank Hick: It comes in handy. See? I just used it to open this package.
Sammy Cityboy: So you don't use it to like kill people?
Hank Hick: No.
Sammy Cityboy: oh...ok.
Hank Hick: ...if I wanted to do that I'd use my 12 gauge.
*Sammy faints*
Hank Hick: Sam, you're such a city slicker...that was a joke...
by Joben July 20, 2008
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Person: 2: the car was made in Guatemala
Person: 2: the car was made in Guatemala
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Slang: n. a jacket worn by an attractive female who makes males spontaneously cum upon seeing her
Slang: n. a jacket worn by an attractive female who makes males spontaneously cum upon seeing her
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