Sleeper Peeper

A boner that arises at the moment when you are close to falling asleep, but becomes so uncomfortable that you must push back your sleep and instead focus on getting the boner flaccid. Typically one rids themselves of this type of erection by removing underwear or whatever they were sleeping in, and then not letting the peeper touch anywhere else, as that may keep the boner going. It may take awhile.

Dude 1: Yo man I got no sleep last night.
Dude 2: Damn that sucks. What happened?
Dude 1: Sleeper peeper bro. Shit didn't go away for hours.
Dude 2: I feel you dude.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX August 19, 2013

wall slapper

(verb) when a song is so fire that you and your friends all join together and slap the walls of whatever room you're in while bumping to the beat

(adjective) a song that makes you want to slap walls

Mike: "Damn dude, Big Booty 13 is an absolute wall slapper. When I listen to it I'm thrown into the vortex."

Pete: "Yea, that song definitely slaps."

by ghost of uzh October 27, 2018

faggot slippers

a pair of gay looking shoes that either straight or queer men wear.

Dave: (wearing a pair of rainbow Chuck Taylors)
Chuck: Dang, Dave them some gay looking shoes
Luke: Yeh they are some faggot slippers

by bobjones102030 March 22, 2010

sleptexting

Texting while sleep deprived.

After clubbing all weekend, I found myself sleptexting everyone I know with gibberish and not remembering it.

by editorjeff July 8, 2010

slippery melon

A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.

That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!

That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.

Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.

by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017

Slippery lizard

When you're having sex with a girl in the shower from behind, you pull out and shove your penis up her ass. Out of shock she tries to climb away like a slippery lizard up the wall

Yo bro, I gave my girlfriend a slippery lizard last night

by Pickled0nion August 3, 2018

Slipped in the oil

Slipped in the oil A phrase from North California that describes a situation where an individual due to not paying attention or feeling carefree, is caught off-guard and ultimately takes a loss.

I felt my pocket after I got off the bus and man's weed and money was gone, I really slipped in the oil.

by Rouleng Payhpurz December 18, 2014