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The Sauron Pants

The Pants that the Servant of Darkness, Sauron, if you will, Is renound for wearing during his campaign against the good peoples of Middle Earth. These Pants have been known to change on Sunday, when Sauron plays golf with the Witch King of Angmar and Tom Bombadil.

This is also a term used to establish dominance in a relationship.
Wife: Honey, I wanna buy these shoes.
Man: NO! NO SHOES FOR YOU!
Wife: But why not?! I am buying the shoes!
Man: NO! I WEAR THE SAURON PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!
Wife: :(
by The Pace September 21, 2008
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saurez

A party or reception held in the evening. And I know y'all are Led Zeppelin fans because you're the only people who spell it "saurez" instead of the correct French "soirée". This comes from the typographical error on Zep's 1979 album "In Through the Out Door" where the 2nd song is listed "South Bound Saurez". Perhaps they wanted to give it a Spanish/Mexican flair. Oddly enough, the song is neither Spanish nor Mexican nor French but honky-tonk. Who cares. It rocks.

And btw, to all you Yes fans of the same era, it's spelled (and pronounced) "wondrous" not "wonderous". I love rock & roll typos.
ZEP CHICK: Hey, you wanna come over for a South Bound Saurez? Or are you just going to stand there like a Fool in the Rain?
ZEP DUDE: Bonzo forevah!!!
NON-ZEP DUDE: wtf is everyone talking about?
by Brendie March 28, 2007
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saurav

The one who is underestimated so much then all of a sudden he beats up a really strong guy then all the ladies come to him.
damn! look at him he is a saurav today i am so jelous
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Shaurya

Shaurya is someone who really can be disturbing. However, he still makes people around him laugh. Shaurya can do anything for the lucky girl (who he likes/LOVES).

Special Message: If you are reading this and you know that Shaurya likes you, please don't reject his proposal. You are the lucky one!!! 💕💕💕
Shaurya is so hot, girl! I wish I was his girlfriend 💖💖💖
by Oopsies!!! October 23, 2020
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Butt-Sex-A-Saurus

A type of dinosaur from the Jurassic period that often received anal sex from every other dinosaur in the immediate vicinity.
It was often taboo back in those days as there was a disease known as DAIDS, or dino-AIDS. It is rumored to be the cause of the dinosaur extinction, even more so than an ice age.
Oh my GOD! Littlefoot! Stop receiving anal sex from that sharptooth! You don't want to be known as a Butt-Sex-A-Saurus, do you?
by InSilverFlames July 27, 2008
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Food-slar

The sleepy feeling that you get after eating a big meal. Derived from Slar-Phase as demonstrated in the movie "Coneheads"
That was the biggest Dos-Manos burrito I ever ate. Oh man, do I ever have food-slar.
by Alex P. Smith November 23, 2007
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douche-a-saurus

Did you hear that customer he was such a douche-a-saurus.
by Katieland3 August 17, 2010
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