shasted

When one gets shit face wasted

I was so fuckin shasted last night I broke into a fat girls house and looked at her in the shower!

by Davrial Thomas August 29, 2006

slanted definer

noun; an individual who frequently and repeatedly posts definitions on Urban Dictionary that are extremely opinionated and are usually intolerably annoying. They rarely give an accurate or informative definition of the word or term, but are usually nevertheless given high votes due to other users sharing their opinion. Slanted definitions usually include poor grammar, exclamation marks, and emoticons.

Scrubs - zomg totally the bes show evrrrrrrr! XD you all should totally wach it cuz is so funnnyyyyyy but also has good messgessss and stuf!

Scrubs - that show sucks balls and people who like it are queeros

Someone who leaves definitions like this is a slanted definer.

by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010

Slanted

The phase between tipsy and drunk

Friend: “hey bro r u drunk?”
You: “ no bro I’m just slanted”

by SigmaKui February 17, 2018

slanted

To be ripped off by an Asian.

Nip Su Ping slanted me on that key of coke!

Those fucks at magic wok slanted me on my chow mein.

by Zapp brannigan January 25, 2013

slastered

Getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. It almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. Usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the Mason Dixon line.

dude; i was slastered last night.

Other dude; sick dude did you get some of that manure?

by thekrunkpimphoodkillah October 23, 2013

slanted taco

When a woman is questioning her sexuality, and is in an in between sexual state between straight and another sexual preference. Hence a "slanted" "taco" as opposed to a "straight" "taco"

Are those girls lesbians ? I know one girl is but I think the other is straight, or maybe she's going slanted taco right now.

by Hands Across America March 16, 2017

slanted-clam

Love clam

Hey would you like to come to my local slanted-clam and eat clam chowder.

by flowersinwinter14 May 24, 2018