suckcess

-a hugely satisfying accomplishment that merits a hugely satisfying blow job.

Roberto: Babe, I got promoted to head photocopier engineer today!

Esmeralda: Holy motherload! What a suckcess! Hmmm..I think you deserve a trip to heaven tonight. See you on the BJ Express!

by Jorgitooo February 18, 2010

slackass

a person who shirks social obligation and who disappoints by their inability to drag their own sorry ass around.

I haven't heard from Jen in a while. She is such a slackass.

by el chico limpio November 2, 2003

Suckcess

Receiving praise for a mediocre job on some sort of assignment for school or work.

"You got a 95 on the art project?! You drew it with a hangover in crayon on notebook paper the morning before it was due!"

"Yeah man, it was a total suckcess."

by Spider-Man1224 March 23, 2009

Slackers

A third wave ska band that plays trad.

Good songs:
Married Girl
Yes it's True
Come Back Baby
Rude and Reckless

The Slackers' live performance is like a three hour party

by skaskaska October 10, 2004

slackness

1. One's level of sexual looseness or skill.

'im one to b' proud of 'is slackness. 'e 'as all dem women. Di ooman dem wanna stamina daddy, ya hear. One wit all day slackness is one 'at stepper

by Tim May 30, 2006

slackership

Opposite of a scholarship. Would be awarded to slackers so they could go to college and sleep, party, smoke weed, and do it without wasting their own money.

Only way he is going to college is on a slackership because his pops isn't gonna spring for it.

by K. Clinton May 9, 2008

smackless

To do something in an utterly tasteless manner. Cheap tacky way of trying to look good but failing dismally.

Their interior decoration was smackless,

He looked smackless on the ski slopes.

by Nick Lubner January 2, 2015