skywalker

(v) an emotional refusal to accept the revelation of an inconvenient or uncomfortable truth, such as realizing one of your fundamental beliefs or arguments is incorrect, or discovering that the Dark Lord of the Sith is your father.

Luke...I am your father.
No...NO...that's not true!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Now you're just skywalkering.

by hiyeebubbaleigh December 7, 2011

Skyward Sword

Latest installment to the Zelda franchise as of 2011, celebrating its 25th anniversary.

Link can use a toilet and sleep. Best game ever.

"Skyward Sword might be as good as Ocarina of Time."

by graandmamamama December 31, 2011

Anakin Skywalker'd

When a character gets their arm cut off or destroyed slightly above or below the elbow and have it replaced with realistic looking and acting fake instead of just a prosthetic. Not to be confused with getting Luke Skywalker'd as that only refers to losing a hand.

Person 1: Hey, why does Naruto have a part of his arm all bandaged up?
Person 2: It's because he has a fake arm. The real one was lost in a fight.
Person 1: HE GOT ANAKIN SKYWALKER'D!?! NICE!

by Ackbarfan555 July 17, 2016

Luke Skywalker

The son of Anakin and Padmé Skywalker, also the brother of Leia Organa.
Born in 19 BBY, Obi-Wan's apprentice Anakin Skywalker had betrayed and eliminated every single Jedi under the new establishment of the Galactic Empire, along with his master Emperor Palpatine. After so many years being watched over by Obi-Wan, he decides its finally time for Luke to do his part in destroying the dominant Sith.

Throughout 0 BBY - 4 ABY, Luke Skywalker has played a major role in being the hero of the Rebel Alliance after the destruction of the first DEATH STAR. He was also trained furthermore about the ways of the force from Jedi Master Yoda and helped to restore peace and justice back to the galaxy by redeeming his father, Anakin.

Obi-Wan: Remember, the force will be with you...always.

Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.

Darth Vader: No Luke, I am your father.

by theforce90 March 11, 2007

anakin-skywalker syndrome

it's being stuck in the middle of good and evil and you don't know which path to take.

he's torn between cheating or not just to pass the exam... must be an anakin-skywalker syndrome

by ciphermelo June 28, 2010

Leukemia Skywalker

Coined by the show "American Dad", an overly offensive way of calling a remarkably young person prematurely bald. Generally used as an insult, but not used to describe people who shave their heads.

Steve Martin was bald at an incredibly young age, so it isn't unlikely that he is, in fact, Leukemia Skywalker in disguise.

by No, the other guy October 19, 2010

Sunshine Skyway

A really fucking tall bridge that connects Manatee county to Pinellas County in Florida. Place where stupid alcis and stoners jump off to end there lives. A G5 slope on the downrun that scares the shit out of everyone who dares drive over it. The original bridge was hit by a drunk transport ship driver with multiple sclerosis that killed 36 people. The bridge that you should go over ONLY if it is really necessary. Another reason why the Tampa Bay Rays only draw 12,000 fans while being in first place.

Fuck, I have to drive over that tall ass Sunshine Skyway bridge to get to the rays game tonight.

by FC2Mikey24 October 8, 2008