Skorted

The act of being confused after you find out that someone is wearing a skort and not a skirt like you had originally assumed.

"I thought Rachel was wearing a skirt, but then all of a sudden it had shorts too"

"Ahh man, you got skorted!"

by Cheridanc June 26, 2014

Skorter

A person who's clothes are both a skirt, and a pair of shorts.

"What is that? is that ... a skorter"

by KingCorgi September 17, 2016

Skurtle

The small white balls of toilet paper left on the ground and occasionally attached to the woman's anus or vagina from wiping too hard.

Davis went down on his woman the other night and got a skurtle in mouth.

I am so tired of sweeping these skurtles up in the womans bathroom.

by Squatchhunter January 15, 2019

Snortle

New found pokemon who is known for her loud snorting. Also known as Snortler.

Guy 1: Did you just snort?

Guy 2: Oh no thats just my new pokemon Snortle.

by Snortler_c: July 2, 2011

snortled

A combination of a snort and a chuckle.

We just burst out laughing, and this one guys snortled, and it ruined the moment.

by weirdgirl27 November 10, 2009

snortle

When you're chuckling, but you accidentally snort out all of your coke.

Guy 1:hahahaaha that's so funny....

Guy 2:HAHAHAHAH OH SHIT MY COKE!

Guy 1:Goddamn, you snortled the last bit of my dime!

by BWhales September 9, 2010

Snortle

That cute laugh snort thing girls do sometimes.

Girl: *snortles*

Guy: wow that was really cute let’s fuck

by FuckmeDaddy23 May 15, 2018