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Sklortch

A collective insult consisting of the words: skank, slut, whore, and bitch. Usually reserved for female's after they do something unacceptable.
What's wrong with that chick? I dunno dude, she's just a sklortch.
by greenhen June 24, 2010
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sklork

extreme combination of a slut/skank/whore
Jim: Yo Sam, you should totally date that chick!
Sam: No dude, she's a total sklork. I'm pretty sure she got impregnated last night by like 24 guys
Jim: Damn, what a sklork!
by MJ Bailes October 1, 2013
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Skloo

Simply Semen or the act of spraying fresh man juices on a willing or unwilling target.
Ralph sprayed the preachers daughter with a burst of holy skloo.
by JD LD April 14, 2008
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Skloady

Cool, Amazing, Best, Just the tightest thing you have ever seen.
That is skloady!

skloady.com... real word stop rejecting it...
by bxk1222 April 11, 2013
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sklombie

N. A combination of the words "skeleton" and "Zombie". A Sklombie is a zombie that has decayed to the point of being little more than skin stretched over bone, with little or no meat in between.
The zombies pursued us, but the sklombies, having no muscle tissue left, just lay about moaning as we passed.
by Eric Ibrey Dean September 8, 2005
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Sklorutharlet

A skank, slut, whore, and harlet so basically Paris Hilton and Gabrielle Solis (whose "adultery gave her valuable life skills")
Pronounced very quickly in order to insult as quickly and efficiently as possible. The best way to say this word quickly is when someone insults you so badly you have a seizure and therefore, say you little "sklorutharlet" very quickly in reply. (This word applies to a variety of women, some of which may in fact me from the 1500s when the term "harlet" was enjoyed by Shakespeare and his sex jokes.)
SNL
Bruce Jenner- Alright girls, time for the daily who's hottest competition (aka me jerking off)!
Jenner's and Kardashian's- YAY!!!! LAP DANCE TIME!
Kylie: OMG KENDALL YOU'RE SO GOING DOWN THIS TIME!! I'M GUNNA WIN!
Nun: Sklorutharlets, you bring dishonor upon your family.
by carolineeetan999888 April 21, 2014
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skloink

the act of sticking genitalia into a slinkies, and then skrewing the slinky into a partner's anus
Im going to skloink you tonight baby.
by brinsosduub July 4, 2016
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