A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
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Get the skid marks mug.Skype AIDS. When your internet connection is so shitty, that it causes other people in your skype calls to crash, force reboots, or otherwise have a generally shitty skype experience from hearing random gunshots, to reverb from hell.
Deru, what the fuck, your internet connection has given me skAIDS. Skype is no longer working. Pull the screwdriver out of your router and reconnect.
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Get the skaids mug.the act of balancing awkwardly on one leg while throwing your arms around in wild fashion simultaneously skidding across a slippery surface. usually attributed to flip flop wearing during a rainy day, or pants with excessive fabric. also accompanied by epiphany of impending death.
did you just see that one legged skid i did on that wet floor? my life flashed before my eyes! i knew i should not have worn these massive pants with flip flops!
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Get the skidaddle skidoodle mug.Ben Affleck went to the barbers for a Lid trim, but the hairdresser was a Parky Hand so he came out with a Shlid
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