Salami Smack

To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.

Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!

by Company Man aka Hero January 28, 2012

Shlamped

An instance in where a person is very very stoned

I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!

by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016

Salam khubi

"Salam khubi" is "Hi, how are you" in Farsi. Which is spoken in Iran.

If you say "Salam khubi" to someone it means that you are saying hello and asking how they are.

by JamesCelic February 13, 2010

salami twist

Is when two fat guys spit roast an Italian woman.

John and Chris totally gave Carmella a salami twist

by dirtyirishman February 14, 2015

salami pouch

vagina, pussy, cunt, slit, ax wound, stink hole, stink pocket.

I put my cock in her salami pouch.

by Smee487 July 18, 2010

Salami vice

Having the grip of a silverback gorilla as a result of chronic masterbation.

*leans in for handshake*
Person #1: Ouch! Dude you have a serious case of salami vice.
Person #2: Sorry man, I have a problem.

by That1guy626 August 28, 2016

Salamantaloupe

A combination of a salamander and a cantaloupe.

Wow man, imagine if a salamander and a cantaloupe were mixed!??? It’d be a Salamantaloupe!

by jennaltracey April 22, 2019