mini skirt

a magical device used by girls to make men stupid

MAN: That's an awsome mini skirt you've got on there
GIRL: Get me a Coke
MAN: Sure thing!

by GrenadeJumper September 7, 2008

greyhound skirt

a very short skirt - so called because it's an inch from the hair(hare)

by Fryster August 12, 2003

skortress

skortress (n.) - \ˈskȯr-trəs\ - a pair of shorts made to resemble a dress; a full-body piece of clothing terminating in flap-front shorts

Origin: Upon seeing seeing a girl in a dress connected to her shorts and a wedgie at least 4.5 inches into her posterior, "Is that a skort dress? A skortress? Wait, how do you pee in that thing?"

Derivations: combined form of skort and dress. Other possible derivations include the combined form of skank and fortress.

Wow, look at that ho wearing that skortress. It must act as a fortress of virtue because ain't nobody touching that.

by QiqJoe May 31, 2011

Skertboy

Known as a young cigar fanatic. Usually begins smoking at a young age or before 18. Finds excitement in smoking cigars at cookouts and family gatherings with uncles. Often times known as a fine cigar connoisseur who enjoys top shelf smokes. Avid cigar magazine subscriber.

Skertboy, take it easy on the dry hacks! The mailman just dropped off your travel size humidor on the front steps! Put out that bomber and get the mail!

by Yung BDW November 24, 2015

duck Skirt

A very short skirt, really close to the crotch.

A duck skirt is a skirt so short you can almost see her quack.

by MetalGuru February 13, 2007

Skrt

The sound of burning rubber when you peel out in an automobile.

This is verbal imagery.

Person A: "all of the definitions for skrt at UD are sus."
Me: "not this one, g. Skrrrt"

by ScottySkramzOKC July 24, 2016

skirt chaser

A male who feels compelled to pursue and/or ogle all females.

Sarah couldn't seem to escape Kenny's gaze, and she thought of him as a skirt chaser.

by Skylark January 26, 2004