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sitcomwanda is a twitter account that stans tom holland, ariana grande, wandavision, and avatar: the last airbender. he also secretly stans taylor swift
hey have you seen sitcomwanda’s latest tweet? it’s so funny!
by number1trisfan October 13, 2021
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sitcom timing

coincidental timing so perfect so as to be extremely rare in real life yet such things occur quite frequently in sitcoms
I was asking a coworker how tickets for the outing will be distributed when my manager, with sitcom timing, walks up and hands us the tickets.
by trekkie-monster August 14, 2009
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sitcom

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If you live in a sitcom you might go bankrupt so your better off as a dink.

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by Schon September 29, 2003
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sitcom person

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.
oh my fucking god! kevin is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!
by a prsn June 26, 2008
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Sitcom

Using the duration in viewing an entire and complete "Sitcom" (Commercials and all) as a measure of the amount of time something takes. (30 Minutes)
Yo, I saw that new Will Ferrell movie. It was less than 3 sitcoms long. What a gip.
by Marc Cassata March 7, 2008
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sitcom person

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.
oh my god! he is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!
by aprsn July 3, 2008
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Shitcom

Chatting with someone on an electronic device while taking a shit.
Would you mind if I were to shitcom Brad later? I really don't have to go that bad right now.
by makinmagic899 April 16, 2011
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