Skipper

A really skinny girl with no chims or butt

Isaac: Man, that girl is flat chested and has no butt.
Pherick: Yeah, dude, she's a skipper.

by Ashley Hemmingway April 16, 2008

The Skipper

A Fat Chick. A term taken from Gilligan's Island. A three hour tour says it all!

C.T.- "Bro, did you bang The Skipper last night?"

Kill- "Hell yeah fool! She was sniffin around my door so I had to hit it!"

C.T.- "Douchebag!"

by Kill1349Chief February 2, 2009

Skipper

A "Skipper" is someone who skips cinematics (movie parts) in games, especially in multi-player games.

"Damn it, Joel! I havn't seen that cinematic yet and you just skipped half way through. Next time I'm taking the controller off of you, Mr Skipper."

by MiTHMoN December 1, 2009

Skippered

To have sex with someone, sometimes in a controlling manner.

Becky: "I got skippered by the Tuna Captain last night.
Michelle: "Becky you dirty slut! You know he's skippered half the town already right!?"
Becky: "I know! But he just has a way of talking a girl into it!"

by MoscowRant February 14, 2012

Skipper

Loves to smoke weed on a daily, EDLs main supporter with a son called Alex, DROPPED HIS ROLEX IN DP PLEASE RETURN WHEN FOUND, 21 MORRISON ROAD

LOCAL FARMER

skipper is a smackhead

by skipper11111 October 20, 2020

Skipper

Skipper is a tweaker who need to eat and chill out. A skipper has taken far too many 3 hour tours and is likely skinny and paces often. A skipper appears to be prancing in a disagreement.

John became such a skipper when he started smoking his tours. His three hour tours became a hiatus as well as his diminished pant size becoming nonexistent.

by Brijeetah August 1, 2018

Skipper

An unruly dictator. Enjoys torturing young children while bathing their feet. Also enjoys to be petted. Insensately talks to herself. Can be lured in my cupcakes, donuts, and diet coke. Be careful around a skipper. If approached by one, fall down and play dead until she becomes confused and goes to eat a donut.

*skipper talking to herself*
"Oh my god.. Stop talking.."

by Look@thebooty December 1, 2014