skimp

a person that thinks they are something when they're the complete opposite. can also be used to call someone dumb.

tom: I'm really smart.

Phill: shut up tom you're a fucking skimp.

by HarryIsCrackHead July 19, 2020

Skimp

A person/place or a thing is skimpy, lack quantity or quality. I.e skimp

Ya hair is mad skimp
This drink is giving skimp
Your money is skimp
You beyond skimp

by TabDonDada February 6, 2021

Skimp

Not giving enough

My rocket is a skimp

by anonymous October 11, 2021

Skimp

Hadyn Bailey

"bro Hadyns a fucking skimp"

by hadyn bailey January 26, 2022

Skimp

Another term for "Bitch'

Aye, Twin. Who the skimp you was talkin' to earlier?

Lets Skimp this motherfucker, Slim.

Yeah gang, I skimped this nigga for his hots.

by LopperStoke December 10, 2023

skimp rat

Someone who chooses other people over you, OR breaks or steals your stuff.

"I can't believe she ditched us. What a skimp rat!"

by Plump Master P. January 13, 2008

Skimp Life

Nothing every really works out for you on a day-to-day basis. Things never go well but you roll with it anyway. When you get to the beach, it rains. When you withdraw money from the bank, it's a gamble if you'll get an insufficient funds fee. When you do have five dollars, you have to decide if you want substinance for life (food) or some brews. (You always choose brews.)

"Dude you just got shat on by a bird." -Yea I know, skimp life.

"How many tall boys you gonna buy?" Well I have enough money for one hot pocket or three beers so it looks like I'm drinkin.

"Skiiiiiiimp Liiiiiiife"

by DJ ADDaBOY June 11, 2010