A twinky gay furry who started a cult in catholic school, he is also a big whore who has 51 children and counting. He also likes his men . . . BEEFY AND RUSSIAN.
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has a mangina, and is allergic to males, and is an all around pervert. ie, keeps a file of information about everyone he meets.
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