Oh! Skeletons!

The Magazine for people who are being chased by Skeletons!

If you are really being chased by skeletons, read Oh! Skeletons!

by Carlos January 13, 2004

Skeletosis

Beyond stench. Beyond jank. Beyond traditional halitosis. This funk expelled from the cake hole could perm hair from across a room.

Mr. Smarm woke up, breathed his skeletosis, and melted my butter before it ever hit the toast.

by Chippa Jones December 27, 2005

Crushed Baby Skeletons

1. A finger-food made from pulverized saltines and kosher salt that is similar to a matzo ball.

2. Bar terminology for powdered sugar.

a. Tim summarily ended his conversation with the democratically elected leader of the Maldives in order to chase down a waiter carrying a plate of crushed baby skeletons.

b. The bar patron casually leaned over and asked to have a fistful of crushed baby skeletons for his vermouth.

by Eric Von Lhomond July 31, 2006

Skeletoes

When one's toes resemble that of a skeleton in both length and girth, they are said to have "skeletoes."

Patrick: Will you look at those things? It's like she has hands for feet.
Liz: Oh, leave skeletoes alone.

by Red Radio Wagon September 18, 2009

Yeetis Skeetis

A phrase my friend and I made up. We were probably both tired. Used to convey excitement beyond just ‘yeet’.

In no way related to skeet.

Person 1: ‘We won the lottery!’
Person 2: ‘yeetis skeetis!’

by XxØctäviūsxX November 22, 2018

Skeetism

A word used to describe a way of life for someone who has sexual nicknames of the skeet form. Such as skeetle, skeet, skeetum, skeetion, skeet skeet mutha fucka, skeets, skeetoe, skeetah, skeeting, skeeter, skeeted, skeety etc.

That girl Hannah is a total walking skeetism, her friends are such bitches for calling her those names.

by BJOB123456789 February 4, 2010

SkeleToast

A sad person that would most likely boost their ego online by so-called ''manipulating'' others and starting internet dramas. They would most likely be calm at first but when you dig deeper into his thoughts, you'll have enough of them and block them.
(They are also most likely to be Serbian)

Jake: Hey! Look at that SkeleToast nerd!
Daniel: Yeah, I know right! Has he ever tried to start a relationship?

by chimpunkgamer24 January 5, 2022