skeezers 

A nasty hoe, sumone dat gets around

A gurl dat swears she cute but really aint (hot mess)

Man, that gurl Shaquita and her friends are fuckin skeezers
i kno man she fuck everything wit a dick

skeezers by Reaquannita January 5, 2006

skeezer 

Term used by a large black man on Jerry Springer to describe a fat, ugly trailer trash female who was banging her newphew

Black Guy - "You a dirty Skeezer!"
Crowd - "SKEEZER! SKEEZER! SKEEZER!"

skeezer by Fraser November 18, 2004

sneezerbate 

the act of inducing sneezing to experience an endorphin high. Can be a religious conservative's alternative to masturbation.

I sneezerbate by tickling the inside of my nose with a q-tip. After about 10 times, my head feels light and endorphin-y. YEAH.

sneezerbate by psiidagama October 24, 2014

salty skeezer 

a bitch that is uspet because she's a hoe, and she realizes you just want to hit it and quit it.

That salty skeezer will not quit calling me.

salty skeezer by boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty September 23, 2006

skeezer skittle

a birth control pill taken by a sensible skeezer blah blah who does not want to repopulate the world with bastard children; without skeezer skittles 40% of the United States population would live off of welfare alone

Damn! that bitch finished off another whole bottle of skeezer skittles?
Ya, she doesn't want to get impregnated by another one of the special ed kids!

skeezer skittle by Platinum Pimp February 23, 2006

skeezer 

A skeezer is a skank you can hit up any time to painfully ram any way you'd like

"wuddit do skeezer? you finna come up to my crib to do tha damn thang?"

skeezer by Ya boy dweezy aka d moerdyk January 12, 2009

Skeezer Salad 

A whore. Must be two or more to be considered a Salad. Otherwise, they are simply a Skeezer.

Group girls walking down the street in a short skirt, tube top and heels, strutting her stuff.
Example: "She's a Skeezer"
Example: "No, its a Skeezer Salad!!!"

Skeezer Salad by Elizabeth Nelson June 25, 2007