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A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter
He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!
skeeter by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008
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A derogatory term for a Hawaiian, the term arose form massive amounts of Mosquitoes found on the Hawaiian island of Molokai.
skeeter by mo-squiter September 26, 2010
A fine female. A female you would like to hook up with and skeet all over.
Man, should of been there last night. The place was full of skeeters and they were all willing to give it up.
skeeter by Art Delay October 9, 2005
My nose hurts because I did so much fuckin' skeeter last night
skeeter by Reddogg August 28, 2005
The best darn olympic team in Chadbourne Residential College.
Winning the Chadbourne Olympics was a big release for the Skeeters
skeeter by Gordon October 14, 2004
That kid can skeeter on you from his desk.
skeeter by Mike in Texas June 6, 2005
a busted chick who has definitely "been around the block" and has been known to a "village bicycle". usually who is of decent enough attractivness to be considered good enough to take a second look at but would be detramental to your honor as a man to do anything sexual with.
Holy cow steve! Did you just see that chick that just walked by that was walking with a stick up her butt? She was definitely a skeeter.
skeeter by SAWGY29 January 31, 2008