dayummmmmmmm.... dat owld cracka is a stankopotomus. shyt.
dun go 2 no old person home, you gon cach da stankopotomus.
dat john mccain is uh stankopotomus.
dun go 2 no old person home, you gon cach da stankopotomus.
dat john mccain is uh stankopotomus.
by stankadoo March 16, 2009
Get the stankopotomus mug.Someone who makes a bet then upon losing makes up excuses tward the technicalities of the win...oh and they don't pay up.
winner: alright thats game man, now pay up.
loser: are you sure that last move was cool with the rules, i mean...
winner: oh come on..
loser: it was like on the wrong side..and.
winner: oh..dude..you are SUCH A SHANKAPOTOMUS.
loser: i know...
loser: are you sure that last move was cool with the rules, i mean...
winner: oh come on..
loser: it was like on the wrong side..and.
winner: oh..dude..you are SUCH A SHANKAPOTOMUS.
loser: i know...
by Moondog88 May 17, 2009
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Some one who will shank a bitch, ho, motherfucker, or anyone in any way inferior. Usually the shankapotomus travels in teams and can be found in the woods of Germany writing and illustrating children's books. Don't interrupt it. Or it will strike. The shankapotomus is a known diva and badass.
by Syngnathinae December 1, 2009
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Get the shankopotomous mug.The offspring of a hippopotamus and yo sista. Big fuckin skank weighing in excess of 200lbs. Generally found in the presence of skankosauruses and attracted to darker meat.
Guy 1: What is that on the dance floor?
Guy 2: That's a skankopottamus, isn't it huge?
Guy1: Yeah, what is she dancing with? I can only see its eyes and teeth.
Guy 2: Oh that's just a nigger.
Guy 2: That's a skankopottamus, isn't it huge?
Guy1: Yeah, what is she dancing with? I can only see its eyes and teeth.
Guy 2: Oh that's just a nigger.
by giraffosaurus July 26, 2009
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I used to think that Ashley slut was hot until i found out she's a stankopotamus.
I was going to do Denver doggy style, but when i took her panties off I smelled that she was a stankopotamus and Debbie Flemminged all over her back.
I was going to do Denver doggy style, but when i took her panties off I smelled that she was a stankopotamus and Debbie Flemminged all over her back.
by mr.bojangles2010 April 21, 2010
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A generally overly amorous and often intoxicated large female of the human species who garners attention by gyrating wildly and/or seductively (hopefully on a dance floor) with the goal of securing temporary male companionship which would otherwise be WAY out of their league or socio-economic class. The skanktopotamus is characterized by flashy and often over-the-top attire designed to draw attention to themselves and can be found late at night in alleys, clubs and on street corners, but they have been sighted at far more conspicuous places such as big box retailers, fast food restaurants, gambling establishments and trailer parks.
Skanktopotomi are generally loners, but they have been known to travel in groups known as "pods". Their diet consists primarily of three items, namely fat, salt and starch.
Should a skanktopotamus successfully secure the aforementioned male companionship, said male will be overcome with intense feelings of guilt, shame and self-disrespect. The only possible cure for this is the successful undetected early morning escape giving the victim plausible deniability that the event ever occurred.
A generally overly amorous and often intoxicated large female of the human species who garners attention by gyrating wildly and/or seductively (hopefully on a dance floor) with the goal of securing temporary male companionship which would otherwise be WAY out of their league or socio-economic class. The skanktopotamus is characterized by flashy and often over-the-top attire designed to draw attention to themselves and can be found late at night in alleys, clubs and on street corners, but they have been sighted at far more conspicuous places such as big box retailers, fast food restaurants, gambling establishments and trailer parks.
Skanktopotomi are generally loners, but they have been known to travel in groups known as "pods". Their diet consists primarily of three items, namely fat, salt and starch.
Should a skanktopotamus successfully secure the aforementioned male companionship, said male will be overcome with intense feelings of guilt, shame and self-disrespect. The only possible cure for this is the successful undetected early morning escape giving the victim plausible deniability that the event ever occurred.
Look at Elmer's head hung in shame...he got caught this morning with a skantopotamus.
Chad is not himself today...he got seduced last night by that skanktopotamus Tammy.
"Hey boss...yeah...it's Michael...I can't show my face at work today because the guys know about the pair of skanktopotami I was with last night..."
Skank hippopotamus skanktopotomus
Chad is not himself today...he got seduced last night by that skanktopotamus Tammy.
"Hey boss...yeah...it's Michael...I can't show my face at work today because the guys know about the pair of skanktopotami I was with last night..."
Skank hippopotamus skanktopotomus
by King_Norm_I October 4, 2014
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