Skanktopotamus 

Plural: skanktopotami.

A generally overly amorous and often intoxicated large female of the human species who garners attention by gyrating wildly and/or seductively (hopefully on a dance floor) with the goal of securing temporary male companionship which would otherwise be WAY out of their league or socio-economic class. The skanktopotamus is characterized by flashy and often over-the-top attire designed to draw attention to themselves and can be found late at night in alleys, clubs and on street corners, but they have been sighted at far more conspicuous places such as big box retailers, fast food restaurants, gambling establishments and trailer parks.

Skanktopotomi are generally loners, but they have been known to travel in groups known as "pods". Their diet consists primarily of three items, namely fat, salt and starch.

Should a skanktopotamus successfully secure the aforementioned male companionship, said male will be overcome with intense feelings of guilt, shame and self-disrespect. The only possible cure for this is the successful undetected early morning escape giving the victim plausible deniability that the event ever occurred.

Look at Elmer's head hung in shame...he got caught this morning with a skantopotamus.

Chad is not himself today...he got seduced last night by that skanktopotamus Tammy.

"Hey boss...yeah...it's Michael...I can't show my face at work today because the guys know about the pair of skanktopotami I was with last night..."

Skank hippopotamus skanktopotomus

Skanktopotamus by King_Norm_I October 4, 2014

Skankapotamus 

A good for nothing whore who ruins the lives of those around it, and threatens to kill it self so people will pay it attention. It has many diseases so if you come in contact with it bathe immediately afterward.

There has been a skankapotamus sighting in the raleigh area!!

Skankapotamus by SKANKHUNTER25 November 24, 2009

skankapotamus 

similar to a hosebag; easily pursuaded to copulation with losers

my ex is such a skankapotamus

skankapotamus by bozo rutabaga February 28, 2009

skankopotomus 

A fat, annoying, slutty girl.

"Damn, did you see that fat slut? What a skankopotamus!"

skankopotomus by m May 13, 2005

Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex 

The Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex is a very rare creature. There are only two know in the entire world. This creature can be found in it's natural habitat: on a toilet licking cream pies at lightning speeds. It walks in a rather awkward way with it's knees bent and kicks it self in the but while in motion. It can move at speeds of fast. It may even be able to be trained to do tricks if rewarded by tissues. Common tricks include: rolling over, playing dead, and shitting on que.

Person 1: Did you hear that Chuck Norris actually owns a Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex?

Person 2: No, I haven't, that is simply amazing!

Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex by Tomster595 March 27, 2009

shankopotamus 

A golfer gravely afflicted by the "s" word of golf--the shanks (i.e., hitting the ball off the hosel of the club, resulting in shots that go pretty much dead right with relatively little distance).

A bad golfer, like from the etrade commercial a shankopotamus

shankopotamus by Stewisawesome February 1, 2009

skankopotamus 

Large-sized, unattractive woman who wears elaborate make-up and dress like they're all that and a bag of chips.

Most often seen in ghetto situations and/or on public transit vehicles like buses and subway cars.

Often found in the company of women who dress like guys because they think it's cool.

Why is that skankopotamus wearing a pink thong on her fat ass? Who's going to hit that shit? ACK!

skankopotamus by Stormcastle June 21, 2011