Soldier in Siberia

When you put a warm beer in the freezer to cool it down.

Q: "Was that your last beer bob?"

A: "Nope, I got a Soldier in Siberia."

by RotGut Stone-Liver June 14, 2009

philin sterile

A state of not being able to have their own biological children. Alternatives: using test tubes, aboption from a child protection agency, or hire somebody who doesn't shoot blanks and\or are able to conceive.

Husband: 'I wish I wasn't philin sterile.'

Wife: 'Sigh.......Me too.'

Friend: 'There are other ways to have children.'

Husband and Wife: 'Praise the Lord!''Our prayers have been answered!'

by pureehc October 4, 2009

Siberian faux shart

Because of the below freezing temperatures, a wet fart in Siberia is in danger of freezing post sphincter relaxation and creating the impression one has just sharted

Boris was scared he had just sharted his pants, but he soon realised that he has just done a wet fart that had frozen instantaneously. 'Wow', Boris conclued, 'thats what they call a Siberian faux shart'.

by JSquizzle August 25, 2004

Siberian Snowstorm

When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.

Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?

by Bunsack McGoo January 5, 2009

Siberious

A word that replaces "Serious". Often used when a situation is completely ridiculous.

ARE YOU FREAKIN SIBERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

by Do It Big March 13, 2009

Siberian Sack Lunch

Can only be performed when it is very cold. A man's ball sac must be cold and pulled up very tightly. A girl then puts the man's balls in her mouth and sucks them until they are warm enough that they become very saggy again. The girl cannot take the balls out of her mouth until they are completely saggy, otherwise it is not a true Siberian Sack Lunch.

After we went snowboarding all day, I gave my girlfriend a nice Siberian Sack Lunch.

by KenyanSlumberParty February 20, 2009

Siberian Husky Brothers

It's totally when you and your best bro bang the same chick within 72 hours without knowing the other did. Similar to eskimo brothers.

Luke and Andre became Siberian Husky Brothers last week at the company retreat. Sandra is such a whore.

by TV's LW March 21, 2010