dylan singleton

this is what you call that one friend that washes their hands after having a shower

Guy: Is that guy washing his hands?? He just had a shower!!
Guy2: Yeah, we call him dylan singleton

by funnyguy66 August 30, 2022

jacob singleton

a really fat asian who has been sick for over a year

holy shit you are as fat as jacob singleton

by Lukard_oh November 23, 2022

singleton

the term given to the rare disorder of being born with only 1 testicle instead of the usual 2.

holy crap dude that guy's got one huge ball!

yeh, its a singleton!

by Ballstein the Magnificent February 27, 2011

Singlehood

Knighthood - the status of being a knight

Singlehood - the status of being single

Some can't wait to escape singlehood, some don't mind it or even revel in it. When you get a girl/boyfriend, this marks the end of singlehood for you. Likewise, when you break up with them, you re-enter into singlehood.

Guy 1: I finally got a girlfriend!!

Guy 2: So you can finally leave singlehood behind, then.

Guy 1: Damn right. Let's go for a drink.

by LemonZeppelin September 23, 2009

singleton

A little human-like creature, that, with every generation gets a little smaller. In near future will be used as a pet. That often prays on females 2 years or more its youth.

Hey look! My singleton just shit on the floor and now he is having intercourse with my 10 year old daughter.

by eastcoastballer7 April 13, 2008

Singleton

The Singleton - What one is left with when a man shaves his entire pubic area. All of the hair above the shave as well as the undercarriage (huevos) is removed.

Man, man girl loves it when I give myself The Singleton before we make love.

by Johnny Jackass November 18, 2006

Singleton

1) Token black guy
2) Large assed individual
3) Complete and total darkness
4) One who shots and robs other people
5) Gun totting black guy

That girl got a singleton sized ass.

Its darker then singleton tonight.

I'm going singleton on my boss today.

by Uss Antiteam March 30, 2009